Sunday, July 5, 2009

Some humour,enjoy

Some Funny Quotes and SMSes.


A famous Quote written at Tokyo Bus stand
"Only Bus stops here, not Time.
So don't waste your Time.
Keep moving with your Duties"
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Real time Signboard outside John Pinto Undertaker in Mumbai
"People Die for our Services"
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In India, Parents say "Study well or you won't get a job"
In USA, Parents say "Study well my Son or else Some Indian will Grab your Job"
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Man - I need poison
Chemist - Sorry Sir, I cannot sell you that
Man shows his Wife's photo
Chemist - Sorry sir, I didnt know you had a Prescription.
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Abraham Lincoln said
"I may be walking slowly but I never walk backwards"
while John Benson
"Whenever I walk backwards, its for a long jump"
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If you want something which you never had
Then do something which you never did.
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War does not determine Who is Right -
Only who is left
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Doctor's prescription for today :
Cute little smile for breakfast;
more laughter for lunch;
happiness for dinner.
Doctor's fee - whole day think of me.
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A sunset here is a sunrise on the other end of the world.
Never give up coz what appears to be end may actually be a new begining
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