Sunday, July 5, 2009

Phases of Man

wife in phases of man

Rani before Marriage
Laxmi After Marriage
Bai after children are born
So she is Rani Laxmi bai

Man is idle var वर
Before Marriage He offers Svam var स्वम वर
during marriage Var वर
After marriage Dri Var ड्राई वर

Phases of Man

After engagement: Superman

After Marriage: Gentleman

After 10 years: Watchman

After 20 years: Doberman

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of Women"?

Sales girl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

The world’s thinnest book has only one word written in it: "Everything "

and the book is titled: "What Woman Want!"

A man, who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST..

A man, who surrenders when he’s NOT SURE, is WISE.

A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

Girlfriends r like chocolates, taste good anytime.

Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.

Husbands are like Dal RICE, eaten when there’s no choice

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?

Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying &

the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!

What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a

woman who loves him & system to make sure that those 3 women never

meet each other!

Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is

having an affair with his secretary."

Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just saying that to make me jealous!"

Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.

Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!

The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother & said, "I've found

A man just like father!"

Mother replied, "So what do u want from me, sympathy?"

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