A LOVING HUSBAND
A man had two of the best tickets for the FA Cup Final. As he
sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is
sitting in the seat next to him.
"No", he says, "the seat is empty."
"This is incredible!" said the man, "who in
their right mind would have a seat like this for the FA Cup
Final, the biggest sporting event of the year, and not use
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My
wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This
is the first Cup Final we haven't been to together
since we got married."
"Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. That's
terrible. I guess you couldn't find someone else, a
friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the
The man shakes his head...
....."No. They're all at the funeral."