A Mexican maid asked her boss for a pay increase.
Her boss was annoyed at this and asked, 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay
Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase... The
first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband said so.'
Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband did.'
Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..'
Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maria: 'No Señora, our gardener he said so.....'