Thursday, March 12, 2009

Excuse his English...

Excuse his English...
>
> A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although
> his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one
> day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could
> arrange a divorce for him.
>
> The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the
> circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
>
> Have you any grounds?
> Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
>
> No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
> It made of concrete.
>
> I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
> No, we have carport, and not need one.
>
> I mean. What are your relations like?
> All my relations still in Poland.
>
> Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
> We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
>
> Does your wife beat you up?
> No, I always up before her.
>
> Is your wife a nagger?
> No, she white.
>
> Why do you want this divorce?
> She going to kill me.
>
> What makes you think that?
> I got proof.
> What kind of proof?
> She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on
> shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover".

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