Monday, February 2, 2009

The philosphies of life

If at first you don't succeed,
destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

He who hesitates
is probably right.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.

The sooner you fall behind,
the more time you'll have to catch up.

Money can't buy love.
But it CAN rent a very close imitation.

If you think nobody cares about you,
try missing a couple of payments.

Love may be blind,
but marriage is a
real eye-opener.

42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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