Sunday, February 1, 2009

It's a Girl's World

If he is late for class, he told,
"Time and Tide wait for none".
If she is late, then the bus was late.



If a girl is dressed as a boy, she is modern, says the world.
But if a boy is dressed as a girl, " Has he escaped from the Zoo?"




If a boy talks with a girl, "I think he is trying for her"
But if a girl talks with a boy, then she is trying to be friendly.




When a girl cries, the world is convinced of her
But when a boy cries, "Come on man! Don't be a girl".




If a girl meets with an accident, then it's the mistake of others.
And if a boy meets with an accident, "I think you should learn to drive".



If a boy sits in front of a city bus, he is mannerless and cultureless brute.
But if a girl sits in the back seat, "Try to respect ladies, man!".




If a boy gets a big rank in an entrance exam, "You've to work hard".
But if a girl gets a big rank,... Still got 33! Reservation.



If there are girls in a class, the professor gives an interesting lecture,
And if there are no girls, he says,there is no class today.



If a girl does not answer during a viva, then atleast 'smile' says the examiner.
But when a boy does not answer," better luck next time"

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