Friday, February 20, 2009

हाउ तो इदेंतिफ्य दिफ्फेरेंत सितिएस ऑफ़ India

HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIES OF INDIA

Hope that i am not drawn to any court!!!

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right. U are in Kolkata

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That's "Amchi Mumbai"... busy place dude...

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes, along & tries to make peace... The first two get together & beat him up. That's Delhi

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall That's Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. He writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program. That's Bangalore.

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A Guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't Like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.. That's Chennai.

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on their mobiles Now 50 guys are fighting. You are DEFINITELY IN PUNJAB !!!

Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a cartoon of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends. You are in Goa.

Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes and resolve their fight with the help of others passing over their. You are in the Heart of India (M.P)...

And the best one is here…………………

Scenario 10
Two guys are fighting.. Third guy comes from nearby house. And says "aamchya gharasamor bhandu naka, dusarikade jaun bhanda".

"आमच्या घरासमोर भांडू नका , दुसरीकडे जाऊँ भांडा " .

कलले का !!

That's Pune for sure !!!



Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.

The crowd saysthat one is leftist and others is aetheist.

Manasula aayiyo

മനസുല ആയിയോ

That's kerala

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