Sunday, January 4, 2009

Rajni v/s Amitabh Bachan(heights!!!!)

Rajnikant was bragging to Amitabh Bachan one day, "You know, I know everyone
Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.

Tired of his boasting, Amitabh Bachan called his bluff, "OK, Rajini how about
Tom Cruise?"

"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it" Rajini said.

So Rajini and Amitabh Bachan fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's
door,and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts :--- "Thalaiva! Great to see you! You and your
friend come right in and join me for lunch!"

..Although impressed, Amitabh Bachan is still skeptical.After they leave
Cruise's house, he tells Rajini that he thinks Rajini knowing Cruise was
just lucky..

"No, no, just name anyone else" Rajini says
."President Bush", Amitabh Bachan quickly retorts
.."Yes", Rajini says, "I know him .
And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Rajini on the tour and
motions him, saying, :----"Rajini, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a
meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee
first and catch up".

Well, Amitabh Bachan is much shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. Af
ter they leave the White House grounds, he implores him to name anyone else.

"The Pope," Amitabh Bachan replies
.."Sure!" says Rajini, "My folks are from Germany and I've known the Pope a
long time".
Rajini and Amitabh Bachan are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when
Rajini says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all
these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go
upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."

And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican .. Sure enough,
half an hour later Rajini emerges with the Pope on the balcony.

But by the time Rajini returns, he finds that Amitabh Bachan has had a heart
attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to Amitabh Bachan's
side, Rajini asks him, "What happened?"

Amitabh Bachan looks up and says, "I was doing fine until u and the pope came
out on the balcony and the man next to me said,





"Who's that on the balcony with Rajini?"

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