Rajan visits God and says "God, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?" God says "No, ask me anything at all."
So the man says "God, you've been around for a very long time, so, for you, how long is a thousand years?"
God replies "For me, a thousand years is only five minutes."
The man then says "That's interesting God. And, for you, how much is a million Rupees?"
God replies "For me, a million Rupees is only five Paisa."
The man says "Really? Well then God, could you lend me five Paisa please?"
God looks at the man, smiles, and says "Of course my son. Just wait five minutes!"