Tuesday, September 30, 2008

This story will give some food for thought and introspection.

It was a sports stadium. Eight Children were standing on the track to participate in the running event.

* Ready!
* Steady!
* Bang!!

With the sound of Toy pistol, all eight girls started running. Hardly have they covered ten to fifteen steps, one of the smaller girls slipped and fell down, due to bruises and pain she started crying.

When other seven girls heard this sound, stopped running, stood for a while and turned back, they all ran back to the place where the girl fell down. One among them bent, picked and kissed the girl gently and enquired 'Now pain must have reduced'.

All seven girls lifted the fallen girl, pacified her, two of them held the girl firmly and they all seven joined hands together and walked together and reached the winning post. Officials were shocked. Clapping of thousands of spectators filled the stadium. Many eyes were filled with tears and perhaps it had reached the GOD even!

YES. This happened in Hyderabad [INDIA], recently! The sport was conducted by National Institute of Mental Health. All these special girls had come to participate in this event and they are spastic children. Yes, they were mentally retarded.

What did they teach this world?

Equality Among All?????

Successful people help others who are slow in learning so that they are not felt far behind.

Success breeds Success

There was a farmer who grew superior quality and award-winning corn. Each year he entered his corn in the state fair where it won honor and prizes.

One year a newspaper reporter interviewed him and learnt something interesting about how he grew it. The reporter discovered that the farmer shared his seed corn with his neighbors'.

'How can you afford to share your best seed corn with your neighbors when they are entering corn in competition with yours each year?' the reporter asked.

'Why sir, 'said the farmer, 'didn't you know? The wind picks up pollen from the ripening corn and swirls it from field to field. If my neighbors grow inferior, sub-standard and poor quality corn, cross-pollination will steadily degrade the quality of my corn.

If I am to grow good corn, I must help my neighbors grow good corn.' The farmer gave a superb insight into the connectedness of life. His corn cannot improve unless his neighbor's corn also improves. So it is in the other dimensions!

Those who choose to be at harmony must help their neighbors and colleagues to be at peace. Those who choose to live well must help others to live well. (Very much applicable to India, Pakistan, Afganistan, Iran, Iraq etc) The value of a life is measured by the lives it touches….


As they say, 'Success breeds Success.'

Only Rajnikanth will do!!!

Superstar served food to the waiters!

Sultan Moideen, who is well known Chef at Chennai Hotels, spoke about his experience with our Superstar Rajini in 1996 magazine interview.

It might happen even if you become a VIP. In top restaurants, if a VIP decides to have his lunch or dinner, he or she might call on before and book the table and dishes they might need to hog along with his members.

RajiniKanth is entirely varied as he comes unexpected and orders anything what he feels during the time and rests down in any corner of the freely available table.

He does not have anything in the list to order up, just tells the waiter to bring up anything which is not of fat in content and of good taste. His favorite dishes are “ Attu – Tala Curry “ , “ Iddayapam – Paaya “ and shu swon which is among Chinese.

The items which Rajini does not hog are sweets and ice cream, but his both daughters like ice cream a lot. According to star hotels, a waiter has to stay with their customers until they leave. But it’s not in the case for Rajini as he tells us to take care of other customers.

He mostly comes after 9 PM along with his wife and daughters and with his wife alone if it’s after 10:30 PM .

Chola Sherton, a junction where Rajini hooks at least once in a week. An incident which happened in the star hotel.

It was 11.45 PM as all customers have left the hotel, the employees decided to have their dinner. Just some moments surpassed, they were all shocked to see Rajini ingresses into the hotel. Rajini paused them for a while and asked them to have their dinner and in mean while he started serving them dishes along side which made the employees feel uneasy, for which Rajini aforementioned “ How many days you would have served me up, why not me today for a change “.

A dish named Staff Curry which is made in light as it is only served to employees is one of the favorite dishes of Rajini as he hogs it the most by seeking it. The other thing to be noted down is that he call their names who ever it be from a waiter, supervisor, captains, etc. That makes them feel better than calling with their designated title.

Once during dining with his family in Chola Sherton, Mani rathnam with his wife were four tables away and in midst of them were a group of friends celebrating their birthday. Once, they had the cakes with the songs [Happy birthday ringing], Rajini entered the scene and wished though not invited. It was quite a long time, they were waiting for the bill and when they enquired a message was delivered to them stating “Rajini has paid your bills as your birthday gift “

25 ways to live healthy-important for all of you.

25 ways to live healthy-important for all of you. The quality of our lives is determined by the quality of our health. You can have all the money in the world but if you go through your day feeling tired, fatigued or weak, you can't be living your life to the fullest. Here are 25 quick tips to increase your health and fitness:
1. Diets are evil

Because of their temporary nature, diets don't work. The people who do lose weight end up gaining it back again once they come off the diet. Instead of dieting, try to change your lifestyle. The changes you make to the way you eat should be sustainable for the rest of your life.

2. Get rid of the junk food

The easiest way to ensure that you don't eat the food you shouldn't is to make sure it isn't available. Go through your fridge and toss out all the junk food. Next time you go grocery shopping, make sure that you don't buy more.

3. Make use of healthy snacks

Having a snack between your meals is a good idea – as long as they're healthy. Stock up on fruits, veggies, nuts and seeds. Have them readily available for whenever you might feel hungry. This means both at home and at the office.

4. All carbs are not created equal

While carbohydrates are a necessary part of your diet, there are some that do more damage than good. Avoid white carbs wherever possible and switch to the whole-grain alternatives.

5. Kill the caffeine addiction

Whether it's coffee or soft drinks, caffeine is a drug. It's a legal drug but a drug nonetheless. If you feel the need for a warm drink, choose an herbal tea instead.

6. Don't forget the fat

Although trans-fats and the like should be avoided, you need to consume sufficient essential fatty acids. Make sure you are getting your omega-3 and omega-6 fats. These can be found in flax oil, nuts, and seeds.

7. Water is your friend

Your body is made up mostly of water. The problem is most people walk around dehydrated. If you are feeling thirsty, it's too late: you are already dehydrated.

8. Breathe deeply

Oxygen is more important than water for your health. You can survive days without water but only minutes without oxygen. Most people today have very shallow breathing and are not getting enough air. Breathe deeply from your diaphragm to ensure your cells are well oxygenated.

9. Eat your veggies

Vegetables are rich in micronutrients (vitamins and minerals) that are essential to your health. Plus they have a cleansing effect on your body because of their alkaline pH.

10. Buy organic

Much of the commercial produce available today is devoid of nutritional value due to the depleted soil used in the industrial farming process. Organic produce also has the benefit of tasting a lot better. It might be more expensive but the benefit is well worth it.

11. Get friends that live healthy

The ongoing interaction with people who have the health you desire will be a positive influence on you. It is far easier to make the transition to healthy living when you have the social support.

12. Find healthy foods you enjoy

Just because you are eating healthy does not mean you need to suffer eating foods you hate. Look for healthy foods you enjoy and eat them more often. Find recipes online that are both healthy and enjoyable.

13. Take your lunch to work

Not only will brown bagging your lunch save you some money, it will help you avoid eating unhealthy foods for lunch. Take the extra time to make your lunch in the morning or make extra for dinner and eat the leftovers.

14. Eat out intelligently

For the restaurants that you visit frequently, find out the menu choices that are healthy options. This way, you can enjoy going out without jeopardizing your health.

15. Give yourself a cheat meal

Every now and then, it's okay to indulge in something you know that it is not good for you but you enjoy. You shouldn't deprive yourself. Just make sure that this only happens from time to time.

16. Sleep deeply

Get a good night's rest every evening. Sleep in a quiet room that is dark for the appropriate amount of time for you. Most people have heard that you need 8 hours of sleep for proper health. In my experience, the amount of sleep I need varies with my eating habits and exercise. When I am living in a healthy manner, I find I feel fully energized with about 6 hours of sleep. Find the amount of sleep that is right for you.

17. Schedule exercise

Make your workout an important appointment for yourself. Schedule it at a specific time and place. Make it as important to you as a business meeting or doctor's appointment.

18. Get a workout buddy

Sometimes your motivation to exercise wanes. When you have a partner that pushes you, it is far easier to take action. Working out with a friend also tends to make it a lot more fun.

19. Exercise aerobically

Cardiovascular exercise helps to burn fat and raises your metabolism. It also strengthens your heart and lungs. Do at least 30 minutes of aerobic exercise at least 3 times a week.

20. Don't forget to stretch

Stretching is important for your flexibility and the recovery of your muscles. Don't stretch a cold muscle – it's a good way to injure yourself. If you stretch before your workout, only do so after warming up. It's always a good idea to stretch after a workout where your muscles are already warm.

21. Train for strength

Building muscle not only increasing your strength but also increases your metabolism. Strength training also stimulates the release human growth hormone in your body which slows the aging process. It's important to engage in strength training 2-4 times a week.

22. Make exercise a habit

The easiest way to follow through and make sure that you exercise is to make it automatic. Exercise at the same time every day if possible.

23. Get a trainer

Although a personal trainer is not necessary, having one while you start out exercising can be very helpful. They can show the proper form for exercises and help motivate you to really push yourself.

24. Make changes gradually

If you've been living an unhealthy lifestyle for a long time, the challenge of healthy living can seem daunting. Instead of trying to change everything at once and getting overwhelmed, make sustainable changes gradually.

25. Don't give up

If you fall back into unhealthy patterns, there is no reason to beat yourself up about it. Identify why the lapse occurred and learn from your mistakes. Move forward with this knowledge and continue to move towards health.

Worth Reading!!

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well.

The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway;

it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him.

They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well.

At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly.

Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well.
He was astonished at what he saw.

With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing.

He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal,

he would shake it off and take a step up.

Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey

stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!


Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt.

The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up.

Each of our troubles is a stepping stone.

We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up!
Shake it off and take a step up.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.

2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happens.

3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.

4. Give more.

5. Expect less from people but more from God.

Be yourself..............

Be understanding to your perceived enemies.
Be loyal to your friends.
Be strong enough to face the world each day.
Be weak enough to know you cannot do everything alone.
Be generous to those who need your help.

Be frugal with that you need yourself.
Be wise enough to know that you do not know everything.
Be foolish enough to believe in miracles.
Be willing to share your joys.
Be willing to share the sorrows of others.

Be a leader when you see a path others have missed.
Be a follower when you are shrouded by the mists of uncertainty.
Be first to congratulate an opponent who succeeds.
Be last to criticize a colleague who fails.
Be sure where your next step will fall, so that you will not tumble.

Be sure of your final destination, in case you are going the wrong way.
Be loving to those who love you..
Be loving to those who do not love you; they may change.
Above all, Be yourself.


When maths teacher writes love letter

When maths teacher writes love letter My Dear SweetHeart,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.

There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden.

Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.

The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity.

I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.

You are as essential to me as an element to a set.

The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.

My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.

With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.

Doctors Studying Out-of-Body Experiences

Doctors Studying Out-of-Body Experiences Source: http://www.telegrap h.co.uk/news/ uknews/2980578/ Scientists- study-out- of-body-experien ces.html

LONDON, UK, September 22, 2008: In cases of cardiac arrest, where the body is technically dead and doctors restart the heart to bring the patient back to life, some people have reported soaring out of their bodies and looking down on themselves and medical staff. Doctors have decided to study 1,500 heart attack patients to see if people with no heartbeat or brain activity can have such “out of body” experiences.

To test the theory, doctors at 25 hospitals in Britain and the US will place images on shelves that are only visible from the ceiling.

Dr Sam Parnia, an intensive care doctor who is heading the study, said: “If you can demonstrate that consciousness continues after the brain switches off, it allows for the possibility that the consciousness is a separate entity.” He added, “What people experience during this period of cardiac arrest provides a unique window of understanding into what we are all likely to experience during the dying process.”

The spilt milk

This is a story about a famous research scientist who had made several very important medical breakthroughs. He was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who asked him why he thought he was able to be so much more creative than the average person. What set him so far apart from others?

He responded that, in his opinion, it all came from an experience with his mother that occurred when he was about two years old. He had been trying to remove a bottle of milk from the refrigerator when he lost his grip on the slippery bottle and it fell, spilling its contents all over the kitchen floor—a veritable sea of milk!

When his mother came into the kitchen, instead of yelling at him, giving him a lecture, or punishing him, she said, "Robert, what a great and wonderful mess you have made! I have rarely seen such a huge puddle of milk. Well, the damage has already been done. Would you like to get down and play in the milk for a few minutes before we clean it up?"

Indeed, he did. After a few minutes, his mother said, "You know, Robert, whenever you make a mess like this, eventually you have to clean it up and restore everything to its proper order. So, how would you like to do that? We could use a sponge, a towel, or a mop. Which do you prefer?" He chose the sponge and together they cleaned up the spilled milk.

His mother then said, "You know, what we have here is a failed experiment in how to effectively carry a big milk bottle with two tiny hands. Let's go out in the back yard and fill the bottle with water and see if you can discover a way to carry it without dropping it." The little boy learned that if he grasped the bottle at the top near the lip with both hands, he could carry it without dropping it What a wonderful lesson!

This renowned scientist then remarked that it was at that moment that he knew he didn't need to be afraid to make mistakes. Instead, he learned that mistakes were just opportunities for learning something new, which is, after all, what scientific experiments are all about. Even if the experiment "doesn't work," we usually learn something valuable from it.

Beautiful Poem by Rabindranath Tagore

Beautiful Poem by Rabindranath Tagore

Go not to the temple to put flowers upon the feet of God,
First fill your own house with the Fragrance of love...

Go not to the temple to light candles before the altar of God,
First remove the darkness of sin from your heart...

Go not to the temple to bow down your head in prayer,
First learn to bow in humility before your fellowmen...

Go not to the temple to pray on bended knees,
First bend down to lift someone who is down-trodden. ..

Go not to the temple to ask for forgiveness for your sins,
First forgive from your heart those who have sinned against you.

God please ! Make me women

God please ! Make me women A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen. God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids,
Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches,
Drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners.And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping,Then drove home to put away the groceries, .Paid the bills and balanced the checkbooks
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds,do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework,
Then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. He was exhausted
And, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, Lord,
I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back." The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned
Your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.
You'll just have to wait nine months,though. You got pregnant last night."

कबीर के दोहे - Kabir Ke Dohe

कबीर के दोहे - Kabir Ke Dohe
चाह मिटी, चिंता मिटी मनवा बेपरवाह ।
जिसको कुछ नहीं चाहिए वह शहनशाह॥

Affection Gone,worry gone

heart is care free

A man who is not having any want

he is the king of kings

माटी कहे कुम्हार से, तु क्या रौंदे मोय ।
एक दिन ऐसा आएगा, मैं रौंदूगी तोय ॥

The earth tells the potter,

Why you are tramping me

A day will come

When, I will tramp you.

माला फेरत जुग भया, फिरा न मन का फेर I
कर का मन का डार दे, मन का मनका फेर ॥

Full life gone, rotating the rosary bead

But it did not change the heart

Renounce the bead in hand

Rotate the bead of heart

तिनका कबहुँ ना निंदये, जो पाँव तले होय ।
कबहुँ उड़ आँखो पड़े, पीर घानेरी होय ॥

Never abuse the straw

Which comes, below the sole

If it flies and falls in eye,

Irritation will be much more

गुरु गोविंद दोनों खड़े, काके लागूं पाँय ।
बलिहारी गुरु आपनो, गोविंद दियो मिलाय ॥

Guru (teacher ) and Govind ( Lord )

both are standing, a dilemma

Whom, I shall prostrate.

The lord said it is your preacher

Whom you should prostrate

सुख मे सुमिरन ना किया, दु:ख में करते याद ।
कह कबीर ता दास की, कौन सुने फरियाद ॥

In prosperity, none remembered

When in sorrow every one remembers

Kabirdas says who will hear his prayers

साईं इतना दीजिये, जा मे कुटुम समाय ।
मैं भी भूखा न रहूँ, साधु ना भूखा जाय ॥

Lord give me enough

In which my family survives

I will be sated

And the sage does not go unfed

धीरे-धीरे रे मना, धीरे सब कुछ होय ।
माली सींचे सौ घड़ा, ॠतु आए फल होय ॥

O heart be slow and steady

Every thing will be normal course

Gardner drenches with 100 earthen pots

Fruit comes only in season

कबीरा ते नर अँध है, गुरु को कहते और ।
हरि रूठे गुरु ठौर है, गुरु रूठे नहीं ठौर ॥

Kabir says that, a man is blind

The one who calls his preacher, who?

If lord is annoyed,

Than, preacher is with you

If preacher is annoyed, there is none

माया मरी न मन मरा, मर-मर गए शरीर ।
आशा तृष्णा न मरी, कह गए दास कबीर ॥

Neither the illusion died nor the heart

Hope and thirst could not die

Thus spoke Kabirdas

रात गंवाई सोय के, दिवस गंवाया खाय ।
हीरा जन्म अमोल था, कोड़ी बदले जाय ॥

You wasted your night, by sleeping

The day wasted by the way of eating

This life was like valuable diamond

But you have changed it into dice

दुःख में सुमिरन सब करे सुख में करै न कोय।
जो सुख में सुमिरन करे दुःख काहे को होय ॥

In sorrow every one remembers lord

In happiness no one remembers

One who remembers him in happiness?

Will not be gloomy any time

बडा हुआ तो क्या हुआ जैसे पेड़ खजूर।
पंथी को छाया नही फल लागे अति दूर ॥

I you are grown up like palm tree

What is the use?

It does not gave shade to pedestrian,

The fruit is at distance

साधु ऐसा चाहिए जैसा सूप सुभाय।
सार-सार को गहि रहै थोथा देई उडाय॥ sage should be like husk separator ( muram in tamil )
Which, should retain the ingredients,

But throw the husk.

साँई इतना दीजिए जामें कुटुंब समाय ।
मैं भी भूखा ना रहूँ साधु न भुखा जाय॥

O lord give me just

Which is sufficient for a family?

I shall be fed and

Sages shall never go hungry from my door

जो तोको काँटा बुवै ताहि बोव तू फूल।
तोहि फूल को फूल है वाको है तिरसुल॥

If anyone sows thorn for you,

You sow flower for him

He is also flower of flower

Whose lord is Trident?

उठा बगुला प्रेम का तिनका चढ़ा अकास।
तिनका तिनके से मिला तिन का तिन के पास॥

Arose, the crane of affection.

Straw arose to the sky

Straw met with straw

Got the things, pertains to whom

Tin तिन (whose in Hindi )

Tinka तिनका( straw in Hindi )

सात समंदर की मसि करौं लेखनि सब बनराइ।
धरती सब कागद करौं हरि गुण लिखा न जाइ॥

Seven seas ink,

A pen of forest,

Earth is made as paper

Even then praise of lord

Cannot be written

साधू गाँठ न बाँधई उदर समाता लेय।
आगे पाछे हरी खड़े जब माँगे तब देय॥

O sage don't accumulate any thing

You take only what you can digest

The lord is all around you

Will give as and when you want

A bitter reality of life"

This is the dilemma of life. If you understand early it will help you. This much of tension and hard work of no use in the life is not required. Every one should take a lesson from this.



As the dream of most parents I had acquired a degree in Software

Engineering and joined a company based in USA , the land of braves and

Opportunity. When I arrived in the USA , it was as if a dream had come true.

Here at last I was in the place where I want to be. I decided I would be

Staying in this country for about Five years in which time I would have

Earned enough money to settle down in Pakistan .

My father was a government employee and after his retirement, the only

Asset he could acquire was a decent one bedroom flat.

I wanted to do some thing more than him. I started feeling homesick and

Lonely as the time passed. I used to call home and speak to my parents

Every week using cheap international phone cards. Two years passed, two

Years of Burgers at McDonald's and pizzas and discos and 2 years

Watching the foreign exchange rate getting happy whenever the Rupee

Value went down.

Finally I decided to get married. I Told my parents that I have only 20

Days of holidays and everything must be done within these 20 days. I got

My ticket booked in the cheapest flight. Was jubilant and was actually

Enjoying hopping for gifts for all my friends back home. If I miss

Anyone then there will be talks. After reaching home I spent home one

Week going through all the photographs of girls and as the time was

Getting shorter I was forced to select one of them so they can make arrrangments for the wedding.

Finally I decided one and my parents were also happy about my selection cuz time was short and

I will not get anymore holidays. After the marriage, it was

Time to return to USA , after giving some money to my parents and telling

The neighbors to look after them, we returned to USA .

My wife enjoyed this country for about two months and then she started

Feeling lonely. The frequency of calling Pakistan increased to twice in a

Week sometimes 3 times a week. Our savings started diminishing.

After two more years we started to have kids. Two lovely kids, a boy and a


Were gifted to us by the almighty. Every time I spoke to my parents, they

Asked me to come to Pakistan so that they can see their grand-children.

Every year I decide to go to PAK.. But part work part monetary

Conditions prevented it. Years went by and visiting PAK was a distant

Dream. Then suddenly one day I got a message that my parents were

Seriously sick. I tried but I couldn't get any holidays and thus could

Not go to PAK .. The next message I got was my parents had passed away

And as there was no one to do the last rights the society members had

Done whatever they could. I was depressed. My parents had passed away

Without seeing their grand children.

After couple more years passed away, much to my children's dislike and

My wife's joy we returned to Pakistan to settle down. I started to look for

A suitable property, but to my dismay my savings were short and the

Property prices had gone up during all these years. I had to return back to

The USA ..

My wife refused to come back with me and my children refused to stay in

Pakistan . My 2 children and I returned to USA after promising my wife I

Would be back for good after two years.

Time passed by, my daughter decided to get married to an American and my

Son was happy living in USA .. I decided that had enough and wound-up

Every thing and returned to Pakistan . I had just enough money to buy a

Decent 02 bedroom flat in a well-developed locality.

Now I am 60 years old and the only time I go out of the flat is for the

Routine visit to the nearby Masjid. My faithful wife has also left me

And passed away in Pakistan .

Sometimes I wondered was it worth all this? My father, even after

Staying in Pakistan , had a house to his name and I too have the same

Nothing more.

I lost my parents and children for just ONE EXTRA BEDROOM.

Looking out from the window I see a lot of children dancing.

This damned cable TV has spoiled our new generation and these

Children are losing their values and culture because of it. I get Occasional

cards from my children asking I am alright. Well at least they remember me.

Now perhaps after I die it will be the neighbors again who will

Burry me and look for a place for me in graveyard, God Bless them. But the question still

remains 'was all this worth it?'

I am still searching for an answer......

Words of Wisdom

The Potter's Wheel

Running my life, with so many angles,
Instead of succeeding, it was in tangles.

When "I" had control, life was too hard,
So I gave my life, to the Lord.

"You are the potter, I am the clay,
Use me Dear Lord, in your special way."

With his gentle hands, and a loving hold,
I was the clay, he began to mold.

Learning my lessons, at times with pain,
His continuous molding, never in vain.

He never stops teaching, prepares us for life,
To use what he's given, to help those in strife.

With his cheerful heart, and smiling face,
From a lump of clay, into a beautiful vase.

Words of Wisdom

Yesterday... Today... and Tomorrow

There are two days in every week about which we should not worry, two days which should be kept free from fear and apprehension.

One of these days is Yesterday with its mistakes and cares, its faults and blunders, its aches and pains. Yesterday has passed forever beyond our control.

All the money in the world cannot bring back Yesterday. We cannot undo a single act we performed; we cannot erase a single word said. Yesterday is gone.

The other day we should not worry about is Tomorrow with its possible adversities, its burdens, its large promise and poor performance. Tomorrow is also beyond our immediate control.

Tomorrow's sun will rise, either in splendor or behind a mask of clouds - but it will rise. Until it does, we have no stake in Tomorrow, for it is yet unborn.

This leaves only one day - Today. Any man can fight the battles of just one day; it is only when you or I add the burdens of those two awful eternities - Yesterday - and Tomorrow - that we break down.

It is not the experience of Today that drives men mad - it is the remorse or bitterness for something which happened Yesterday and the dread of what Tomorrow may bring.

Let us, therefore, live but One Day at a Time.

-- NO LIMITS...... .

While a man was polishing his new car, his 4 yr old son picked stone & scratched lines on the side of the car.

In anger, the man took the child's hand & hit it many times, not realizing he was using a wrench.

At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures. When the child saw his father....
with painful eyes he asked 'Dad when will my fingers grow back?'

Man was so hurt and speechless. He went back to car and kicked it a lot of times.
Devastated by his own actions..... . sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches, child had written 'LOVE YOU DAD'.
The next day that man committed suicide. . .

Anger and Love have no limits, Choose the later to have a beautiful & lovely life ....

Your Heart Disease IQ Answers

Your Heart Disease IQ Answers

1. Which disease is the number-one killer of women?
Heart disease kills more than 450,000 American women every year. For the last 20 years, heart disease has killed more women than men, and the gap is actually widening as men’s heart attack death rates improve faster than women’s. Yet only a third of women in the United States consider themselves at risk for heart disease, according to a 2006 poll.

2. Which of the following is a common trigger for heart attacks?
All of the above (overeating, stress, and anger). Heart attacks occur when a piece of plaque lining an artery wall ruptures and blocks the flow of blood to the heart. These triggers are known to contribute to ruptures, but heart attacks generally draw on existing conditions. Stress, strenuous exercise, and even heavy meals can be triggers for a heart attack.

3. How many Americans die each year from heart attacks?
Around 150,000 American men and women die from heart attacks each year. The good news: Most heart attacks today aren’t fatal.

4. Which of the following is not a leading risk factor for heart disease?
Erectile dysfunction can be an indicator of risk for heart disease, but it is not considered a leading risk factor.

5. True or false: People suffering from depression are 65% more likely to develop heart disease.
True. Depression and heart disease are intricately linked. But the extent to which these two chronic conditions are caused by each other, or happen to occur in tandem, is an area experts are still exploring. How to treat both conditions simultaneously is another.


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Two Little Steps to Less Stress
When you are under stress, your breath is shallow. These tips will help you reduce your stress, get more oxygen to your brain, and reduce your risk for stress-related complications.


Burn Fat, Reduce Stress, Have More Sex, and Get Healthy Fast
When it comes to doing stuff that enhances your health and happiness, more is often better. The challenge is squeezing more of the good things into your life. Here are some smart, surprising ways to fit it all in.


This Is Your Heart on Aspirin
It seems like such a simple way to stay healthy: Just pop an aspirin and worry a little less about keeling over from a heart attack or stroke. Research suggests that aspirin may be a wonder drug for many women who aren’t taking it. Here’s how to know if you are one of them.


Why Women Should Worry More About Heart Attacks
More than 450,000 American women die from heart disease each year. Here’s what you need to know now.

MINDBLOWING: Dialogues in English

1) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate

2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u
sneeze u ll say HUTCH

3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u study in
engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if
u studies in Presidency College

4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u
cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop

5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a
software engineer cannot bcom a software

6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world
in world cup

7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.

a humorous poem for seniors.....

If you remember when TV
Used to be black and white
You find you're getting broader
But your shrinking in your height

If before you go to bed
Your teeth go in a jar
And you forget what your doing
Before you've gone too far

If your bladder gets you up
In the middle of the night
You get up in the morning
And you look an awful sight

If you're not breaking hearts
You're breaking wind instead
When you'd sooner stay at home
And watch TV in bed

Then my friend I say to you
You've finally reached the stage
That is what is called
The golden years of age


The old man reflected back on his life,
Best as he could recall.
A number of scenes he remembered well.
Of some there was no recall.

"My debut to the world was made," he said
"On a tepid summer morn.
Not one red cent to my name had I,
Nor clothes then had I worn.

"I was nurtured through the childhood ills,
Weathered storms of teen-age years,
Experienced life's many vicissitudes
With a mixing of laughter and tears.

"My failures were average in number,
My scattered successes were few.
I gained a lot throughout my life,
Experienced some losses, too.

From first to second childhood days
Transition was smoothly made
But many things I began to forget,
Once had my memory strayed.

One thing I will know when I depart
I'll not leave Earth as I came
My soul is rich, though I leave without
A red cent to my name.



A young man had been to Wednesday night Bible Study.
The Pastor had shared about listening to God and obeying the Lord's voice.

The young man couldn't help but wonder, "Does God still speak to His people?"

After service, he went out with some friends for coffee and pie and they discussed the message.
Several different ones talked about how God had led them in different ways.

It was about ten o'clock when the young man started driving home.
Sitting in his car, he just began to pray, "God.. If you still speak to people, speak to me. I will listen. I will do my best to obey."

As he drove down the main street of his town, he had the strangest thought, stop and buy a gallon of milk.
He shook his head and said out loud, "God is that you?"
He didn't get a reply and started on toward home.
But again,the thought, buy a gallon of milk.
The young man thought about Samuel and how he didn't recognize the voice of God, and how little Samuel ran to Eli.

"Okay, God, in case that is you, I will buy the milk."
It didn't seem like too hard a test of obedience.
He could always use the milk.

He stopped and purchased the gallon of milk and started off toward home.
As he passed Seventh Street, he again felt the urge, "Turn down that street."

This is crazy he thought and drove on pass the intersection.
Again, he felt that he should turn down Seventh Street.
At the next intersection, he turned back and headed down Seventh.
Half jokingly, he said out loud, "Okay, God, remember I....He drove several blocks, when suddenly, he felt like he should stop.
He pulled over to the curb and looked around.
He was in a semi-commercial area of town.
It wasn't the best but it wasn't the worst of neighborhoods either.

The businesses were closed and most of the houses looked dark like the people were already in bed.

Again, he sensed something, "Go and give the milk to the people in the house across the street."
The young man looked at the house.
It was dark and it looked like the people were either gone or they were already asleep.
He started to open the door and then sat back in the car seat.

"Lord, this is insane. Those people are asleep and if I wake them up, they are going to be mad and I will look stupid."
Again, he felt like he should go and give the milk.
Finally, he opened the door, "Okay God, if this is you, I will go to the door and I will give them the milk. If you want me to look like a crazy person, okay. I want to be obedient. I guess that will count for something but if they don't answer right away, I am out of here."
He walked across the street and rang the bell.
He could hear some noise inside.
A man's voice yelled out, "Who is it? What do you want?"
Then the door opened before the young man could get away.
The man was standing there in his jeans and T-shirt.
He looked like he just got out of bed.
He had a strange look on his face and he didn't seem to happy to have some stranger standing on his doorstep.
"What is it?"
The young man thrust out the gallon of milk, "Here, I brought this to you."
The man took the milk and rushed down a hall way speaking loudly in Spanish.
Then from down the hall came a woman carrying the milk toward the kitchen.
The man was following her holding a baby.
The baby was crying.
The man had tears streaming down his face.
The man began speaking, speaking and half crying, "We were just praying. We had some big bills this month and we ran out of money. We didn't have any milk for our baby. I was just praying and asking God to show me how to get some milk."

His wife in the kitchen yelled out, "I asked him to send an Angel with some.Are you an Angel?"
The young man reached into his wallet and pulled out all the money he had on him and put in the man's hand.
He turned and walked back towards his car and the tears were streaming down his face.

He knew that God still answers prayers and that God still speaks to His people.



Our lives are made up of a million moments,
spent in a million different ways.
Some are spent searching for
love, peace, and harmony.
Others are spent surviving day by day.

But there is no greater moment
than when we find that life,
with all it's joys and sorrows,
is meant to be lived one day at a time.
It's in this knowledge that we discover
the most wonderful truth of all.

Whether we live in a forty-room mansion,
surrounded by servants and wealth,
or find it a struggle to manage
the rent month to month,
we have it within our power to be fully
satisfied and live a life with true meaning.

One day at a time - we have that ability,
through cherishing each moment
and rejoicing in each dream.
We can experience each day anew,
and with this fresh start we have
what it takes to make all our dreams come true.
Each day is new, and living one day at a time
enables us to truly enjoy life and live it to the fullest.


Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women
and then he turns them into Wives.
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If u r married please ignore this msg,
for everyone else: Happy Independence Day
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you
After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
It's called marriage.
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Girlfriends r like chocolates,
taste good anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like leftovers, eaten when there's no choice.
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
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There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he
go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.
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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other
ensures you
continue to do so for the rest of your life!
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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
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Here comes the Ultimate One :)
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

laughter crackers‏

Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.!
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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday
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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
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Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born.
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Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then, what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

This blog is to help those people who are affected with neck and back pains.

This blog is to help those people who are affected with neck and back pains.

Neck pain and Back pain is mostly diagnoised among the youth and middle age persons in this generations. This is due to the lack of notice of their body postures in their daily routines.

Please follow these simple steps to avoid the stress in your back and neck.

Sit straight with your spinal cord vertical, so that your neck is inline with the spinal. This position makes the blood flow direct to your brain and will increase your efficiency.
While standing be straight as much you can, and see straight. Don't bent or lean on wall or desk, that will make your spinal bones stress.
While getting up from bed, one should not get up straight, turn to your right in bed and then get up sidewards. This will ensure that your spinal and neck will be in position.
Don't study lying down.
Follow the ergonomics where ever possible.
Avoid eating hard eatables like chips, chewing gum's etc., that will make your jaws and neck more stress.
Don't turn your neck immediately if any one calling you or to take something. Take a second and turn your whole body to do it.
Avoid talking in mobile phones for long hours.
Take a break and walk for 2 min, if sitting in a same place for hours in your work.
Take a break and have a tea if driving for long hours.
Don't get stressed and tension, Relax and Be Cool...
Its your body so please take care.
Enjoy with No pains and have control in your body.

Hope this helps.

It is hard to follow these in a real time, because of work and stress, if done you will be free from Neck and Back pains which is the root cause of all the problems in our body.

Please forward this blog address
http://neckandback.blogspot.com to your family and friends, so that they will follow these instructions and be stress free in Neck and Back.

Precaution is Better than Cure !!

Friday, September 26, 2008


1: Most selfish 1 letter "I"
Avoid It.

2:Most Satisfactory 2 letters "WE"
Use It.

3:Most Poisonous 3 letters "EGO"
Kill It.

4:Most used 4 letters "LOVE"
Value It.

5:Most Pleasing 5 letters "SMILE"
Keep It.

6:Fastest Spreading 6 letters "RUMOUR"
Ignore It.

7:Hard Working 7 letters "SUCCESS"
Achieve It.

8:Most Enviable 8 letters "JEALOUSY"
Distance It.

9:Most Essential 9 letters "PRINCIPLE"
Have It.

10:Most Divine 10 Letters "FRIENDSHIP"
Maintain it.

I am Flying Daddy‏

I am Flying Daddy

Once upon a time there was a little boy who was raised in an orphanage. The little boy had always wished that he could fly like a bird. It was very difficult for him to understand why he could not fly. There were birds at the zoo that were much bigger than he, and they could fly. "Why can't I?" he thought. "Is there something wrong with me?" he wondered.

There was another little boy who was crippled. He had always wished that he could walk and run like other little boys and girls. "Why can't I be like them?" he thought. One day the little orphan boy who had wanted to fly like a bird ran away from the orphanage. He came upon a park where he saw the little boy who could not walk or run playing in the sandbox. He ran over to the little boy and asked him if he had ever wanted to fly like a bird. "No," said the little boy who could not walk or run. "But I have wondered what it would be like to walk and run like other boys and girls." "That is very sad." said the little boy who wanted to fly. "Do you think we could be friends?" he said to the little boy in the sandbox. "Sure." said the little boy. The two little boys played for hours. They made sand castles and made really funny sounds with their mouths. Sounds, which made them, laugh real hard. Then the little boy's father came with a wheel chair to pick up his son. The little boy who had always wanted to fly ran over to the boy's father and whispered something into his ear. "That would be okay," said the man. The little boy who had always wanted to fly like a bird ran over to his new friend and said, "You are my only friend and I wish that there was something that I could do to make you walk and run like other little boys and girls. But I can't. But there is something that I can do for you." The little orphan boy turned around and told his new friend to slide up onto his back. He then began to run across the grass. Faster and faster he ran, carrying the little crippled boy on his back. Faster and harder he ran across the park. Harder and harder he made his legs travel. Soon the wind whistled across the two little boys' faces. The little boy's father began to cry as he watched his beautiful little crippled son flapping his arms up and down in the wind, all the while yelling at the top of his voice, "I'M FLYING, DADDY. I'M FLYING!" Epilog: "I'm Flying, Daddy" is a true story. The author, Roger Dean Kiser, was the little orphan boy who carried his friend through the wind.

Only for Love

Only for Love

Two donkeys who were friends, met at a crossroad. One donkey was healthy and the other malnourished. The healthy donkey asked the weak one what happen to you? why do you seem so weak?

The weak donkey replied, My master makes me work the whole day and doesn't give me enought food to eat and also beats me.

Oh exclaimed the healthy donkey. Then why don't you run away from your master's house? He replied, I think my job has better propects. My master beats his only daughter, too. And whever he does so, he says to her, I'll marry you off to this donkey.

For this reason I'm not running away.

Daddy, how was I born?

Daddy, how was I born?
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

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'You got Male!'

Jokes with translation‏

Although English meaning is given but the juice what you can enjoy may not be same on translation.

Two sardar got two bombs and they were chatting
1st sardar says we will lie that we got only one bomb we will hand over to police
second sardar askswhat will happen if the bomb bursts on the way

1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,

1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.

2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?

1st सरदार: झूट बोल देंगे की 1 ही मिला था

2 सरदारों को 2 बोम्ब मिले,

1st सरदार: चल पुलिस को दे के आते हैं.

2 सरदार: अगर कोई बोम्ब रास्ते में फट तो ?

Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhe 1 problem hai

I have got a problem
DR: Kya?

Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
While talking I cannot see the men

Dr: aisa kab hota hai?
when this happens

Sardar: Phone karte waqt
while phoning up

सरदार 2 डॉक्टर : मुझे 1 प्रॉब्लम hai

डॉ : क्या?

सरदार: बात करते वक्त आदमी दिखाई नही देता

डॉ: ऐसा कब होता है?
सरदार: फ़ोन करते वक्त

Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardarji when you feel sultry what you do

Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun
Sit by the side of A/C

Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Even if you feel sultry

Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun
I put on the A/C
आदमी : सरदार जी आप को गर्मी लगती है तो क्या करते हो?

सरदार: एसी के पास जा के बैठ जाता हूँ

आदमी: अगर फिर भी गर्मी लगे तो?

सरदार: तो ऐ / सी ऑन कर लेता हूँ

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,

"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."
Hey Vahe Guru meri get me a lottery

After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khotee de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"
After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"you son of the donkey at least purchase the ticket once.

एक सरदार रोज 2 घंटे प्रर्ताना करता है ,
"हे वाहे गुरु मेरी लॉटरी लगदे."

11 साल बाद वाहे गुरु गुस्से से प्रकट हुए और बोंले "खोते दे पुत्तर 1 वारी टिकेट तो ले ले"

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
There was a hole in a sardars umbrella

kisine pucha, chatri me hole kyun?
some one asked why there is a hot in umbrella

Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega
sardar told in case the rain stops. how one will know
एक सरदार की छत्री में छेद था ,

किसीने पूछा , छत्री में छेद क्यूँ ?

सरदार बोला , ओये बारिश रुक जायेगी तो पता कैसे चलेगा

Hitler says,

"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"

Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"
Sardar says: What is the use of telling now? "you should have checked when purchased

हिटलर बोला
मेरे शब्द कोष में नही शब्द नही है

सरदार बोला : अब बोलने से क्या फायदा? "जब खरीदी थी तब ही चेक करना था

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
Hey if you dont feelsleepy what is to be done
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye
instead of waiting for sleep to come the person (Banda ) should sleep.

पहला सरदार: ओये अगर नींद ना आए तो क्या किया जाए?

दूसरा सरदार: नींद का इन्तिज़ार करने से अच्छा है की बन्दा सो ही जाए

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya.
sardar lied down on rails

1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
A man said what are you doing if the train passes you will die

Sardar: Mere uper se jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?
sardar : When the aeroplane passed over my hed nothing happened after all it is only train
1 सरदार रेल की पटरी पर सो गया.

1 आदमी ने कहा क्या कर रहे हो? ट्रेन आएगी तो मर जाओगे!

सरदार: मेरे उपर से जहाज़ गुज़र गया तो कुछ नही हुआ , ट्रेन क्या चीज़ है?

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
You will be hanged tomorrow morning at 5 AM

Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
why are you laughing
sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
Because i get up only at 9 A.M
पुलिस : तुम्हे कल सुबह 5 बजे फासी दी जायेगी.

सरदार: हा हा हा!

पुलिस: क्यों हंस रहे हो?

सरदार: मैं तो उठता ही सुबह 9 बजे हूँ .

In bio practical:

Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?

Sardar: I don't know.

Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?

Sardar: see my leg and know the same

ब्यो प्रैक्टिकल में :

परीक्षक : परिंदा के पैर देख कर मुजहे नाम बतला सकते हो ?

सरदार : I मुझे मालूम नही

परीक्षक: तुम नापास हो गुए हो तुम्हारा नाम क्या है ?

सरदार मेरे पैर को देख कर मेरा नाम जान लीजिये

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
2 sardars got 2 bombs

1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
come on let us let us hand over to the police

2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
If any bomb bursts on the way ?
2 सरदारों को 2 बोम्ब मिले,

पहला सरदार: चल पुलिस को दे के आते हैं.

दूसरा सरदार: अगर कोई बोम्ब रास्ते में फट गया तो?

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Health - Very Very Important Tips

Health - Very Very Important Tips

Answer the phone by LEFT ear .
Do not drink coffee TWICE a day.
Do not take pills with COOL water .
Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm.
Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume.
Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night.
Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS .
Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time.
Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning.
Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping.
When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not answer the phone as the radiation is 1000 times.

Forward this to those whom you CARE about!
Here are some healthy tip for your smartness & physical fitness .

Prevention is better than cure.


Carrot + Ginger + Apple - Boost and cleanse our system.

Apple + Cucumber + Celery - Prevent cancer, reduce cholesterol, and eliminate stomach upset and headache.

Tomato + Carrot + Apple - Improve skin complexion and eliminate bad breath.

Bitter gou rd + Apple + Milk - Avoid bad breath and reduce internal body heat.

Orange + Ginger + Cucumber - Improve Skin texture and moisture and reduce body heat.

Pineapple + Apple + Watermelon - To dispel excess salts, nourishes the bladder and kidney.

Apple + Cucumber + Kiwi - To improve skin complexion.

Pear & Banana - regulates sugar content.

Carrot + Apple + Pear + Mango - Clear body heat, counteracts toxicity, decreased blood pressure and fight oxidization .

Honeydew + Grape + Watermelon + Milk - Rich in vitamin C + Vitamin B2 that increase cell activity and str engthen body immunity..

Papaya + Pineapple + Milk - Rich in vitamin C, E, Iron.. Improve skin complexion and metabolism.

Banana + Pineapple + Milk - Rich in vitamin with nutritious and prevent constipation

Quite interesting!
Keep Walking.....

Jus to check this out......
The Organs of your body have their sensory touches at the bottom of your foot, if you massage these points you will find relief from aches and pains as you can see the heart is on the left foot.

Typically they are shown as points and arrows to show which organ it connects to.

It is indeed correct since the nerves connected to these organs terminate here.

This is covered in great details in Acupressure studies or textbooks.

God created our body so well that he thought of even this. He made us walk so that we will always be pressing these pressure points and thus keeping these organs activated at all times.

So, keep walking...

Did You Know?
Blood type and Rh

How many people have it?

O +

40 %

O -

7 %

A +

34 %

A -
6 %

B +
8 %

B -
1 %

AB +
3 %

AB -
1 %

Does Your Blood Type Reveal Your Personality?

Accord ing to a Japanese institute that does research on blood types, there are certain personality traits that seem to match up with certain blood types. How do you rate?

You want to be a leader, and when you see something you want, you keep striving until you achieve your goal. You are a trend-setter, loyal, passionate, and self-confident. Your weaknesses include vanity and jealously and a tendency to be too competitive.

You like harmony, peace and organization. You work well with others, and are sensitive, patient and affectionate. Among your weaknesses are stubbornness and an inability to relax.

You're a rugged individualist, who's str aightforwa rd and likes to do things your own way. Creative and flexible, you adapt easily to any situation. But your insistence on being independent can sometimes go too far and become a weakness.

Cool and controlled, you're generally well liked and always put people at ease. You're a natural entertainer who's tactful and fair. But you're standoffish, blunt, and have difficulty making decisions.



If Your Type Is










Protects your heart
prevents constipation
Blocks diarrhea
Improves lung capacity
Cushions joints

Combats cancer
Controls blood pressure
Saves your eyesight
Shields against Alzheimer's
Slows aging process

Aids digestion
Lowers cholesterol
Protects your heart
Stabilizes blood sugar
Gua rd s against liver disease

Battles diabetes
Lowers cholesterol
Helps stops str okes
Controls blood pressure
Smoothes skin

Protects your heart
Quiets a cough
Strengthens bones
Controls blood pressure
Blocks diarrhea

Prevents constipation
Helps hemorrhoids
Lowers cholesterol
Combats cancer
Stabilizes blood sugar

Controls blood pressure
Combats cancer
Strengthens bones
Protects your heart
Aids weight loss

Combats cancer
Protects your heart
Stabilizes blood sugar
Boosts memory
Prevents constipation

Strengthens bones
Saves eyesight
Combats cancer
Protects your heart
Controls blood pressure

Combats cancer
Prevents constipation
Promotes weight loss
Protects your heart
Helps hemorrhoids

Saves eyesight
Controls blood pressure
Lowers cholesterol
Combats cancer
Supports immune system

It is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately after waking up every morning. Furthermore, scientific tests have proven a its value. We publish below a description of use of water for our readers. For old and serious diseases as well as modern illnesses the water treatment had been found successful by a Japanese med ical society as a 100% cure for the following diseases:

Headache, body ache, heart system, arthritis, fast heart beat, epilepsy, excess fatness, bronchitis asthma, TB, meningitis, kidney and urine diseases, vomiting, ga str itis, diarrhea, piles, diabetes, constipation, all eye diseases, womb, cancer and men str ual diso rd ers, ear nose and throat diseases.


1. As you wake up in the morning before brushing teeth , drink 4 x 160ml glasses of water .....interesting

2. Brush and clean the mouth but do not eat or drink anything for 45 minutes

3. After 45 minutes you may eat and drink as normal.

4. After 15 minutes of breakfast, lunch and dinner do not eat or drink anything for 2 hours

5. Those who are old or sick and are unable to drink 4 glasses of water at the beginning may commence by taking little water and gradually increase it to 4 glasses per day.

6. The above method of treatment will cure diseases of the sick and others can enjoy a healthy life.

The following list gives the number of days of treatment required to cure/control/reduce main diseases:

1. High Blood Pressure - 30 days

2. Ga str ic - 10 days

3. Diabetes - 30 days

4. Constipation - 10 days

5. Cancer - 180 days

6. TB - 90 days

7. Arthritis patients should follow the above treatment only for 3 days in the 1st week, and from 2nd week onwa rd s - daily.

This treatment method has no side effects, however at the commencement of treatment you may have to urinate a few times.

It is better if we continue this and make this procedure as a routine work in our life.

Drink Water and Stay healthy and Active.

This makes sense .. The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals ...not cold water. Maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating!!! Nothing to lose, everything to gain...

For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you.

It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed . It will slow down the digestion.

Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.

A serious note about heart attacks : Women should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting.

Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line.

You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack.

Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms.

60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up.

Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know, the better chance we could survive...

A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this

Good definitions..... laugh it off !

Good definitions..... laugh it off !

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through 'the minds of either'
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present..
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills..
Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death.

This story will give some food for thought and introspection.

This story will give some food for thought and introspection.

It was a sports stadium. Eight Children were standing on the track to participate in the running event.

* Ready!
* Steady!
* Bang!!

With the sound of Toy pistol, all eight girls started running. Hardly have they covered ten to fifteen steps, one of the smaller girls slipped and fell down, due to bruises and pain she started crying.

When other seven girls heard this sound, stopped running, stood for a while and turned back, they all ran back to the place where the girl fell down. One among them bent, picked and kissed the girl gently and enquired 'Now pain must have reduced'.

All seven girls lifted the fallen girl, pacified her, two of them held the girl firmly and they all seven joined hands together and walked together and reached the winning post. Officials were shocked. Clapping of thousands of spectators filled the stadium. Many eyes were filled with tears and perhaps it had reached the GOD even!

YES. This happened in Hyderabad [INDIA], recently! The sport was conducted by National Institute of Mental Health. All these special girls had come to participate in this event and they are spastic children. Yes, they were mentally retarded.

What did they teach this world?

Equality Among All?????

Successful people help others who are slow in learning so that they are not felt far behind.



Happy moments, praise God.
Difficult moments, seek God.
Quiet moments, worship God
Painful moments, trust God
Every moment, thank God

When The school reopened in June,
we settled in our new desks and benches!

When we queued up in book depot,
got our new books and notes!

When we wanted two Sundays and no Mondays, yet
managed to line up daily for the morning prayers.
We learnt writing with slates and pencils, and
Progressed To fountain pens and ball pens and then Micro tips!

When we began drawing with crayons and evolved to
Color pencils and finally sketch pens!

When we started calculating first with tables and then with
Clarke's tables and advanced to Calculators and computers!

When we chased one another in the corridors in Intervals, and returned to the classrooms
Drenched in sweat!

When we had lunch in classrooms, corridors, Playgrounds,
under the trees and even in cycle sheds!

When all the colors in the world,
Decorated the campus on the Second Saturdays!

When a single P.T. period in the week's Time Table,
Was awaited more eagerly than the monsoons!

When cricket was played with writing pads as bats,
And Neckties and socks rolled into balls!

When few played "kabadi" and "Kho-Kho" in scorching sun,
While others simply played "book cricket" in the Confines of classroom!
Of fights but no conspiracies,
Of Competitions but seldom jealousy!

When we used to watch Live Cricket telecast,
In the opposite house in Intervals and Lunch breaks!

When few rushed at 3:45 to "Conquer" window seats in our School bus!
While few others had "Big Fun", "peppermint" , "kulfi", " milk ice !" and "sharbat !" at 4o Clock!

Gone are the days
Of Sports Day,
and the annual School Day ,
And the one-month long preparations for them.

Gone are the days
Of the stressful Quarterly, Half Yearly and Annual Exams, And the most
enjoyed holidays after them!

Gone are the days
Of tenth and twelfth standards, when
We Spent almost the whole year writing revision tests!
We learnt,
We enjoyed,
We played,
We won,
We lost,
We laughed,
We cried,
We fought,
We thought.
With so much fun in them, so many friends,
So much experience, all this and more!

Gone are the days
When we used to talk for hours with our friends!
Now we don't have time to say a `Hi'!

Gone are the days
When we played games on the road!
Now we Code on the road with laptop!

Gone are the days
When we saw stars Shining at Night!
Now we see stars when our code doesn't Work!

Gone are the days
When we sat to chat with Friends on grounds!
Now we chat in chat rooms.....!

Gone are the days
Where we studied just to pass!
Now we study to save our job!

Gone are the days
Where we had no money in our pockets and still fun filled on our hearts!!
Now we have the atm as well as credit card but with an empty heart!!

Gone are the days
Where we shouted on the road!
Now we don't shout even at home

Gone are the days
Where we got lectures from all!
Now we give lectures to all... like the one I'm doing now....!!
Gone are the days
But not the memories, which will be
Lingering in our hearts forever and ever and
Ever and ever and ever .....

Gone are the Days.... But still there are lot more Days to come in our Life!!



Gone are the days we used to spend with children,
Gone are the days we used to spend with grandchildren,
Come are the days with no one to smile /spend with.
Still the life exist to live.


Last night my mom and I were sitting in the living room chatting about things an......life. .. and... then, we talked about living and dying. I said to her: ' Mom, If ever I end up in a vegetative state when you are alive, please never let me go on like that.....totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive. I'd much rather die'. Up went my mom from the sofa, with this real look of admiration towards me...and proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Cable, the Dish, the DVD, the Computer, the Cell Phone, the Ipod, and the Xbox, and then went to the fridge and threw away all my coke/beer!! ....I ALMOST DIED!!!

Values and Story
Within Hindu tradition, story remains an essential means of transmitting values. Heroes and heroines embody ideal virtues, which they exhibit through exemplary behaviour. Many of the stories focus on the kshatriyas and brahmanas, the two classes most responsible for maintaining social and spiritual culture and corresponding norms of behaviour. Stories can be explored repeatedly, with the reader or listener gaining progressively deeper insight.

The tales of Krishna, particularly those discussing his childhood and youth, are perhaps the most famous. They are readily accessible even to young children, and yet illustrate profound truths about God and Hindu attitudes towards him. Many texts compare the soul's relationship with the Supreme to relationships found in this world. These familial exchanges are sweet, loving, and saturated with pleasure, devoid of fear, guilt, and other debilitating traits. God is replete with unlimited attractive features, and the soul delights tirelessly in his company.

Krishna's lila (spiritual pastime) as the butter thief, for example, shows how God is the source of all human tendencies, even mischief. Krishna's stealing, however, is free from greed and envy, and serves only to enhance the love of his devotees. For centuries, such stories have captured the hearts of millions of Hindu people.

Stories often illustrate key values. The tale of Mrigari the hunter examines non-violence (ahimsa) and its relationship to key concepts such as karma and reincarnation. It reflects the Hindu tendency to see life not merely through its physical symptoms but through the eyes of the consciousness inherent in all species. This story is relevant to issues of diet, hunting, empathy, violence, compassion, and animal welfare. It also illustrates the role of the guru in transforming the lives of others. Many narratives explore the qualities of such spiritual leaders, and their abilities to instill wisdom and character in others. Before meeting his spiritual teacher, Mrigari used to enjoy half-killing his victims. Afterwards, he avoided all violence, even going out of his way to avoid stepping on ants.

The kshatriya class carried responsibility for protecting its citizens – and not just in human society. A pigeon about to be devoured by a hawk took shelter of King Shibi. The hawk subsequently insisted that he also had a right to protection and that the king must provide eatables for all dependants, including carnivores. Maharaja Shibi resolved the problem by cutting and donating flesh from his own body, equal in weight to that of the pigeon. Once on the scales, the pigeon miraculously became heavier and heavier and the king was about to sacrifice his entire body. Two demigods then revealed that they had decided to test the king by taking the forms of the two contesting birds. Many Hindu stories focus on the grave responsibilities of public leaders.

Some stories illustrate how traditional values can clash with contemporary ideals. Draupadi, one of the heroines of the Mahabharata, accepted the role of a faithful wife and at the same time was an influential, assertive, and discerning woman. Although Hinduism assigns specific roles to women, it in no way condones their exploitation. On the contrary, Draupadi's tale teaches that those who offend women lose all good fortune. As a result of offending Draupadi, millions of nobles had to lay down their lives on the plains of Kurukshetra. Draupadi's character may appear somewhat ambiguous. Though she demonstrated the fiery self-esteem often associated with royalty she also exhibited remarkable compassion by forgiving the murderer of her five adolescent sons. In India today, there are traditions which focus on the veneration of Draupadi.

Shravana Kumar, who exemplifies the Hindu ideal of service to elders, in this case his parents. Shravana was accidentally killed by King Dasharatha, Rama's father, for which the king later died as a result of separation from his own son. Respect for elders does not automatically imply contempt for those of lesser status – well illustrated by the story of King Rantideva.
Contemporary, everyday people also play an important role in nurturing moral conduct, with their daily struggles to follow the lofty examples set by their role-models. For them, the tradition places more emphasis on moral behavior than on conformity to a particular belief or doctrine. Morality is largely realised through the respective duties allocated to the different sectors of society. The prime responsibility for values rested on brahmanas (teachers and priests), kshatriyas (administrators) and parents, reflecting the need for an appropriate ethos in the school, temple, home and state. Thus values were nurtured through an appropriate social system as well as through the example of individuals. Also important was etiquette. Customarily, juniors offered respect to elders by bowing and touching their feet, and seniors in turn bestowed their blessings. Elders were considered sources of wisdom and good counsel. Today, as values change within the Hindu community, still conspicuous is the respect and veneration offered to holy people and family elders. Story remains a principal means of preserving such culture and etiquette.

true stories

A woman was working in a post office in
One day she licked the envelopes and postage
stamps instead of using a sponge. That very day
the lady found a cut on her tongue. A week later,
she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue.
She went to the doctor, and they found nothing
wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything. A
couple of days later, her tongue started to swell
more, and it began to get really sore, so sore,
that she could not eat. She went back to the
hospital, and
demanded something be done. The doctor took an
x-ray of her tongue and noticed a lump. He
prepared her for minor surgery. When the doctor
cut her tongue open, a live cockroach crawled
There were cockroach eggs on the seal of the
envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her
tongue, because of her saliva. It was warm and
This is a true story reported on CNN
Andy Hume wrote:
Hey, I used to work in an envelope factory. You
wouldn't believe
the.....things that float around in those gum
applicator trays. I
haven't licked an envelope for years!" I used to
work for a print shop (32 years ago) and we were
told NEVER to lick the envelopes. I never
understood why until I had to go into storage and
pull out 2500 envelopes that were already printed
and saw several squads of cockroaches roaming
around inside a couple of boxes with eggs
everywhere. They eat the glue on the envelopes.
reading this you will never lick another envelope
or stamp again.

Flowers on the Bus
Story by: Jean Hendrichson

We were a very motley crowd of people who took the bus every day that summer 33 years ago. During the early morning ride from the suburb, we sat drowsily with our collars up to our ears, a cheerless and taciturn bunch.

One of the passengers was a small grey man who took the bus to the centre for senior citizens every morning. He walked with a stoop and a sad look on his face when he, with some difficulty, boarded the bus and sat down alone behind the driver. No one ever paid very much attention to him.

Then one July morning he said good morning to the driver and smiled short-sightedly down through the bus before he sat down. The driver nodded guardedly. The rest of us were silent.

The next day, the old man boarded the bus energetically, smiled and said in a loud voice: "And a very good morning to you all!" Some of us looked up, amazed, and murmured "Good morning," in reply.

The following weeks we were more alert. Our friend was now dressed in a nice old suit and a wide out-of-date tie. The thin hair had been carefully combed. He said good morning to us every day and we gradually began to nod and talk to each other.

One morning he had a bunch of wild flowers in his hand. They were already dangling a little because of the heat. The driver turned around smilingly and asked: "Have you got yourself a girlfriend, Charlie?" We never got to know if his name really was "Charlie", but he nodded shyly and said yes.

The other passengers whistled and clapped at him. Charlie bowed and waved the flowers before he sat down on his seat.

Every morning after that Charlie always brought a flower. Some of the regular passengers began bringing him flowers for his bouquet, gently nudged him and said shyly: "Here". Everyone smiled. The men started to jest about it, talk to each other, and share the newspaper.

The summer went by, and autumn was closing in, when one morning Charlie was not waiting at his usual stop. When he was not there the next day and the day after that, we started wondering if he was sick or -- hopefully -- on holiday somewhere.

When we came nearer to the centre for senior citizens, one of the passengers asked the driver to wait. We all held our breaths when she went to the door.

Yes, the staff said, they knew who we were talking about. The elderly gentleman was fine, but he hadn't been coming to the centre that week. One of his very close friends had died at the weekend. They expected him back on Monday. How silent we were the rest of the way to work.

The next Monday Charlie was waiting at the stop, stooping a bit more, a little bit more grey, and without a tie. He seemed to have shrinked again. Inside the bus was a silence akin to that in a church. Even though no one had talked about it, all those of us, who he had made such an impression on that summer, sat with our eyes filled with tears and a bunch of wild flowers in our hands.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Love VS Marriage

Love VS Marriage
Love is wonder ful par Marriage is beautiful.
Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is having a candle light dinner just the two of us no else to bother.
Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is honeymoon on that sofa everyday.
Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is having children.
Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is enjoying in bed till late night no one to disturb and no hurry because both will be there in the morning no matter what.
Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is romance and lovely drive thru out life time.
Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is enjoying being in your appetite.
Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is yummy everybody parts .
Tv has no place in love..
Marriage is enjoying popcorn with each other at home.
Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is 1 drink 1 straw.
Conclusion: "Love is blind, Marriage is superb!"

Benefits of smile

Benefits of smile

Smile shows friendship

Smile makes new friends

Smile makes other people's day brighter

Smile improves your day

Smile looks better than a frown

Smile Puts others at ease

Smile always enjoyable to give and receive

Smile leaves favorable impressions

Smile makes you look happy, confident, and self-assured

Smile could be the start of a lifetime relationship!

So, dear friend... Never leave the smile from your face!!

Keep Smiling..... .....

3 PARROTS.........

3 Parrots

A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present.
The next day he went to the pet shop and saw
three identical parrots in a cage.

He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right?

The owner said it was Rs. 2500.
"Rs. 2500.", the man said. "Well what does he do?
"He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2000, responds the clerk.
"He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters."

The man then asked what the second parrot cost.

The clerk replied, Rs. 5000, but he not only knows Office 2000,

but is an expert computer programmer.

Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot.
The clerk replied, "Rs. 10,000."
Curious as to how a bird can cost Rs. 10,000, the man asked what this bird's specialty was.
The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven't seen him do anything.

But the other two call him "BOSS

As long as

As long as there's a breath

left in your body,

there's hope.

As long as mankind

has prowled the earth,

miracles have happened,

restoring life and health.

As long as you have

a loving heart,

God will send much

warmth and love

to you in return.

As long as you've been alive,

God has been watching over you

and answering your prayers.

As long as the heaven

and stars exist,

God will be there

for you.

Dont Miss the moral

Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were
travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of
them died.

Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.

He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN.

But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.
Laloo is not at all happy with this decision.

He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of
them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public
positions, etc.

Then why the differential treatment?

He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before
a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceived

Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English

PVNR is asked to spell ' INDIA ' and he does it correctly.

Advani is asked to spell ' ENGLAND ' and he too passes.

It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell ' CZECHOSLOVAKIA '.

Laloo protests that he doesn't know English.

He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus
forced to fail with false intent.

Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another chance
assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi would provide an equal
platform for all three).

PVNR is asked to write 'KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW'. He writes it easily and

Advani is asked to write 'BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN'. He too passes.

Laloo is asked to write 'BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR.....'
Tough one. He fails again.

Laloo is extremely unhappy.

Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't),he now
requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history

Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take
any more tests.

PVNR is asked: 'When did India get Independence ?'. He replied '1947' and

Advani is asked 'How many people died during the independence struggle?'.

He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000
or 300,000.
Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.

It's Laloo's turn now.

Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who died
in the struggle.
Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.