Saturday, May 10, 2008

Words women use

Words women use


FineThis is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.***********Five MinutesIf she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.***********NothingThis is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".***********Go AheadThis is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!***********Loud SighAlthough not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".***********That's OkayThis is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.***********ThanksThis is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly. ************

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